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well no good news for the covid shots then hey
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WHAT ABOUT
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the 85 year old man that the doctor requested a sample to do a sperm count
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doc gave him a clean hat with a lid to take home and bring back next day with the sample
Anonymous2072844
jar not hat
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The 85 year old came back next day but the jar was empty
Anonymous2072844
Doc said, where's your sample? Sorry doc, I tried my right hand .. nothing, tried my left hand... Still nothing so I got my wife to try, she tried her right and left hand, both hands and then her mouth, first with teeth and then without sigh still
Anonymous2072844
not working so we got Aileen the woman next door and she tried, first her right hand, then her left, then her armpit and even between her knees
Anonymous2072844
nothing worked, we just couldn't get the lid off the jar Doc
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Laughter is the best medicine
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Tough crowd sad
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Lmao smile
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hahahaha well said 844 we all need a uplift
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ive been crying but im all good now
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